Time off for good behaviour
Mrs. Kerrigan and Mrs. Dooley were walking home together from church. "Me
son Jimmy's comin' home tomorra!" said Mrs. Kerrigan.
"That's nice," replied Mrs. Dooley. "But I thought he was sent
up fer five years."
"That's true," said her companion. "But he got time off fer
good behavior."
"Oh, my!" said Mrs. Dooley. "It must be a blessin' to you to
know you've got such a fine son!"
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